Quit Newgrounds.

I'm sorry to all the people that want me stay but I mean I haven't been on much anyways.

But if you're desperate to chat which is most likely then you can contact me through email and msn.

E-mail: ejdooleyrules648@hotmail.com.

I will still talk to good NG friends on msn such as fucking666killelmo, Nikenick, HAVT, and Bilna.

Anyways... goodbye Newgrounds, you probably won't miss me :P

P.S. I'm sorry for disabling comments but I mean everyone normally does that when they make a resignation post... so anyways... I will still check my PM's gradually over time... but other than that I won't be going on NG, I will still view our beloved flashes and play our awesome games. And possibly go on the BBS... but other than that... I won't be active.

So goodbye.

-Dools out, for the last time.

SOZMALOZ FORGOT TO POST THAT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY ON THE 19TH!! SO WHOEVER GOT IT RIGHT CONGRATZ? WELL I WAS AS BUSAY AS A BEE (ROFLMAO SIMILE) DOING SOME B'DAY SHIZ.

It's just a post, k? So don't get psyched.

Hmm... topics... topics...

Ah! Here is a trailer for a movie I really want to see. It comes out September 18 (in Australia, probably earlier in America) and one of my favourite actors starrs in it!! Can you guess who it is...? Just watch the freakin' video!! Yayz!!

Yes, one of my favourite actors is Will Ferrell not that John C. Reilly dude... pffft...

And here are my best NG friends, I love you guys!

Barabas
Nikenick
Recolo
ngfan14
ghyfty
furbiesmustdie
Zanarchy
ecwrulesbad
jtm17
HAVT
sonic7845
Kagoe
stinkychops
Azutom
Bilna
MeLucky
fucking666killelmo
anthobull

Also if you have msn add me: ejdooleyrules648@hotmail.com.

-Dools

Ninjas pwn...

Lots of important events for me are going to occur over the next few weeks. They Are Coming...

- My Birthday is coming soon... sometime later in September... I'm not gonna say when...
- The Mummy 3: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor is coming out in cinemas September 11.
- WALL-E comes out on September 18 in Australia, I think it's earlier for America...
- We all know Halloween is around the corner... 31st October oh yayz!
- Starting in November we have our yearly exams *gulp.*
- Australia gets a 3 week school holiday break before the exams in 3 weeks.
- And before we know it another year will have gone by already... man...

And here are my best NG friends, I love you guys!

Barabas
Nikenick
Recolo
ngfan14
ghyfty
furbiesmustdie
Zanarchy
ecwrulesbad
jtm17
HAVT
sonic7845
Kagoe
stinkychops
Azutom
Bilna
MeLucky
fucking666killelmo
anthobull

Also if you have msn add me: ejdooleyrules648@hotmail.com.

P.S. We recently finished a Multimedia work unit in Design & Technology at school. And what we had to do for this unit was make a little film that is kinda like an advertisement promoting a sports club and it's specific sport. We decided to do AFL (Australian Football League) it was an ideal choice because we are Australian and AFL is a great sport. The video is just simply called "Funny Knox AFL Video." It should be called "Humphrey's AFL" but yeah my friend uploaded it onto YouTube and titled it differently... anyway, here it is! (I play Humphrey in the video).

I hope you liked it. Please comment give me your opinion on it. Don't be too harsh we're only human!

-Dools

BTW CASTLE CRASHERS PWN JOO

I was talking with Nikenick on MSN right and he has this patch where he can make it seem that the person he is talking with say something like "I suck cocks for crack." It's so lame.

Oh and apparently he is bisexual!

Nikenick says:
Guys, I have to admit something. I'm bisexual.
Ed Dooley (Dools) says:
...
Ed Dooley (Dools) says:
Serious?
Zanarchy says:
lol, so
HAVT says:
omg x 2!
Ed Dooley (Dools) says:
If that's true then you're half gay omg!
Ed Dooley (Dools) says:
haha!
Zanarchy says:
i'm bi too, who gives two squirts of piss
Nikenick says:
lol
Ed Dooley (Dools) says:
gaywad!

Ahhhh... Nikenick you never cease to amuse and shock me!

OH AND DON'T THINK I HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE COMPETITION!

AND THE WINNER OF THE WORST ADDICTION/HABIT IS... *DRUMROLL*

John-The-Biter You really should check out his page, he has some interesting posts. He will always respond to comments, so whatcha waiting for? Go comment, be social! Umm... cyber-social that is... =)

Oh and here is his crazy addiction, it's not entirely true but it's funny.

I'm addicted to stalking little kids. Then one day I grab them on their way to school and bring them back to my van. I drive back to my friends house where he dug up 2 corpes of 90 year old women. I force the kids to have sex with the corpses. Then I shit on the kid and tell him to do it better. I wank on his face untill its like a glazed doughnut. Then I rape the kid.kill him with a spiked didlo, wait 6 hours, then tear of bits of flesh and shove them up my rectum for pleasure.

Uh...I mean...PUSSY LULUOLUOULOULUOULUOUL

And here are my best NG friends, I love you guys!

Barabas
Nikenick
Recolo
ngfan14
ghyfty
furbiesmustdie
Zanarchy
ecwrulesbad
jtm17
HAVT
sonic7845
Kagoe
stinkychops
Azutom
Bilna
MeLucky
fucking666killelmo
anthobull

Also if you have msn add me: ejdooleyrules648@hotmail.com.

ALSO CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO GUYS!

THAT SHIT IS FUCKIN' BADASS!

-Dools

False alarm.

Ah... ok, let's make a proper post now, ok?

Well, as it's pretty obvious to some people, I have been away for a while, brawling =)

And some were just commenting constantly on my page asking the same thing over and over again, I won't mention any names... cough *ghyfty* cough... ugh, I've also been under the weather a bit lately...

Anyway, so the main thing is, how the hell are you guys going eh?

And here are my good NG friends, I love you guys!

Barabas
Nikenick
Recolo
ngfan14
ghyfty
furbiesmustdie
FamilyGuy05
TyPah
Zanarchy
ecwrulesbad
jtm17
HAVT
sonic7845
Kagoe
stinkychops
super-pineapple
Azutom
InsertFunnyUserName
Bilna
MeLucky
The-Bobanater
stickmanslicerguy
WolfBlitz2
Andrea364
LegendaryAwesome
JimmySaint
fucking666killelmo
kuttie

Also if you have msn add me: ejdooleyrules648@hotmail.com.

P.S. I am holding a competition, I want you guys to comment on my page and tell me either: 'Something you are addicted to and can't stop' or 'a bad habit.' Whoever has the worst addiction/habit will get their page advertised on mine... (hope that's a good enough prize... meh).

HAPPY CLOCKDAY? MEH... I DON'T REALLY CARE... I RECKON PICO DAY AND MADNESS DAY ARE WAY BETTER...

Oh and I really want people to check out HAVT'S page, there are some freakin' hilarious videos on his page, trust me. Oh and you should check out his animations, he has some amazing talent. He'll appreaciate comments about his animations and give your opinion on his videos!

-Dools

Hey guys!

As the title implies... I'M BAAAAAACK!

So, did you guys miss me or what? You guys must be dying to know how my camp was... ok so I'll tell you if you're that desperate :)

We got on the bus at 6:30 AM last Sunday and then it took 4 hours to get to our destination. Our first activity was canoeing, we canoed to our camping destination which was 3km away and took 3 hours to canoe there. Once we got there we camped there that night and cooked our food, put up our tents, etc...

Then on Monday we left the campsite and canoed back to where we started. Then from there a mini bus picked us up and drove us to the Land's Edge Base Camp (Land's Edge are the people who organised our Outdoor Education program). There we got into our cabins and then we were told we were going sufring in an hour. Then we got dressed in wetsuits and grabbed a board and had to carry two together with a buddy and then we carried them down the the beach and then we got into it! We were quickly briefed about how to surf and stand up (it was a quick briefing because we already did the same surfing at last year's camp). I only caught a few waves because they were massive and I always was getting dumped and never really got a chance to catch them :(

Anyway we went back to the Base Camp and then we hung around the cabins and kicked around a footy until dinner. Then we just went to sleep. In the morning we surfed a bit more (oh yay...) and we were allowed to get out of the water whenever we wanted because the surf was extra rough that time. Anyway... then we headed back to the cabins and packed our bags and got out of the cabins and prepared for our coastal/bushwalk ahead. They told us we were travelling nearly 20km over the space of 2 days (you've got to be kidding me, with these massive backpacks on our backs? You're mental). Anyway we did that and we walked during the days Tuesday afternoon, all of Wednesday and Thursday morning. We camped at these proper campsites on Tuesday and Wednesday night (it was better than the first camping night I'll tell you that).

Anyway after the 2 and a half walk along the beach in the morning back to where we started camp from Sunday we saw the buses and we were so relieved. Anyway we got on the buses and it was another 4 hour drive back to school. And we got there and my dad picked me up and took me home straight away and barged through the doorway and ran into my room to find on the bed... SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL!!! Australia and Europe were waiting so long for Super Smash Brawl... it was torture, how ironic is was that it came out in Australia (the 26th of June) which was the day I came home from camp :)

Anyway that was a long summary of my camp wasn't it? You probably didn't even read it all... oh well I don't care, as long as you comment :)

And here are my good NG friends, I love you guys!

Barabas
Nikenick
Recolo
ngfan14
ghyfty
furbiesmustdie
FamilyGuy05
TyPah
Zanarchy
ecwrulesbad
jtm17
HAVT
sonic7845
Kagoe
stinkychops
super-pineapple
Azutom
InsertFunnyUserName
Bilna
MeLucky
The-Bobanater
stickmanslicerguy
WolfBlitz2
Andrea364
LegendaryAwesome
JimmySaint
fucking666killelmo
kuttie

Also if you have msn add me: ejdooleyrules648@hotmail.com.

P.S. I meant to tell you guys, well seeing as I have Super Smash Bros. Brawl now... I might not be on Newgrounds as much as I normally am because I mean it it so god damn addictive, I love it. Also I want you guys to tell me who you're favourite character is, mine is Ike. He is so strong I think it's unfair to the other characters :D

The time has come.

The day is here.

There is no hope.

June 22nd is... JUDGEMENT DAY.

Also known as the day I leave for camp at 6:30 AM in the morning!

So this also means that starting from June 22nd, I will not be here for... 5 DAYS! OMFG! Will you guys bare the pain? I'm sure you'll get through it. Try not to worry about me. I'll be back at 6:30 PM on Thursday the 26th of June also the day Super Smash Bros. Brawl comes out in Australia. Europe has to wait until the 27th! Ha, sucked in.

Anyway I'm sure I'll be ok. It's only canoeing along the coast of South Sydney... in the horrid cold... OH GOD, WHO AM I KIDDING? I'M NOT GONNA SURVIVE!

Anyway enjoy a lolcat picture while I endure pain.

P.S. Cock ^_^

Hey guys...

I haven't got much to say lately, except for the fact that I'm going to camp in two weeks! NOOOOOO! Oh god... camp will be hell. It's located in South Sydney and we are going along the coast on a 'coastal journey' and we are canoeing the along the coast. Anyway it will be cold, I will be freezing, I will be annoyed, I will be FUCKING PISSED OFF! BRRRR! Ok, glad I got that anger out of my system... SOUTH SYDNEY, I MEAN COME ON!!! Anyway, I'm bored... so tell me, how ya going?

And here are my good NG friends, I love you guys!

Barabas
Nikenick
Recolo
ngfan14
zmanrulez
drunkkillers
ghyfty
JimmySaint
furbiesmustdie
FamilyGuy05
TyPah
Zanarchy
ecwrulesbad
jtm17
HAVT
sonic7845
Luis
Kagoe
stinkychops
agustana
super-pineapple
Azutom
InsertFunnyUserName
Bilna
MeLucky
The-Bobanater
stickmanslicerguy
WolfBlitz2
Andrea364
LegendaryAwesome
kuttie

Also if you have msn add me: ejdooleyrules648@hotmail.com.

ATTENTION ALL NEWGROUNDERS! MY GOOD FRIEND RECOLO IS HOSTING AN AWESOME COMP AND NEEDS MORE PEOPLE INVOLVED. SO PLEASE, HELP HIM OUT. GO TO HIS PAGE TO PARTICIPATE. RECOLO'S COMPETITION.

AND WHILE WE ARE IN THE MOOD FOR CHECKING OUT SOME AWESOME COMPS, CHECK OUT MY GOOD FRIEND JTM17'S COMP! DON'T BE SHY... JUST PARTICIPATE! JTM17'S COMPETITION.

-Dools

P.S. I was searching some random Mario Kart Wii stuff on YouTube and I found this awesome Mario Kart Wii video entitled: MOST EPIC MARIO KART WII VIDEO EVER! And let me tell you this, when I saw it, I must say, it is so god damn freaking epic. Anyway here's the video, check it out guys.

And the winner is... *drumroll*

XBOX 360!!! Xbox 360 won with a score of 27 votes!

In second place Wii! The Wii came in second place with a score of 19 votes!

And in third place Playsation 3! The PS3 came in third place with a score of 18 votes! So close!

So that settles it, Xbox 360 is offically the most loved console according to Newgrounds. Congratulations to the Xbox 360 for winning by 8 votes! And thanks to all the people that voted! You guys made this competition possible!

If there is a vote that I may have missed then please inform me.

And congratulations to Adam Phillips (chluaid) for winning the NG Tank Awards for his flash masterpiece Waterlollies and congratulations to Aaron Worrall (NegativeONE) for his awesome fighting game Newgrounds Rumble. Also Newgrounds Rumble has been updated with Fancy Pants Man being a playable character! He is so fun to play as! If you don't know who Fancy Pants Man is then get to know him here.

And here are my good NG friends, I love you guys!

Barabas
Nikenick
Recolo
ngfan14
zmanrulez
drunkkillers
ghyfty
JimmySaint
furbiesmustdie
FamilyGuy05
TyPah
Zanarchy
ecwrulesbad
jtm17
HAVT
sonic7845
Luis
Kagoe
stinkychops
agustana
super-pineapple
Azutom
InsertFunnyUserName
Bilna
MeLucky
The-Bobanater
stickmanslicerguy
WolfBlitz2
Andrea364
LegendaryAwesome

Also if you have msn add me: ejdooleyrules648@hotmail.com.

-Dools

P.S. I just uploaded a video on YouTube, so I embedded it onto my page! Yay! Check it out, it's a video tribute for Mario Kart Wii.

I was looking forward to the movie The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian and I wanted to know what it was like. My friend showed me this hilarious video where this guy reviews the movie. It is so god damn funny, check it out.

Also here is my beloved NG friends list once again!

kuttie
Barabas
Nikenick
Recolo
ngfan14
Slayer3751
zmanrulez
drunkkillers
ghyfty
JimmySaint
hippieslayer23
furbiesmustdie
FamilyGuy05
TyPah
MinusNick
PlusNick
Zanarchy
ecwrulesbad
jtm17
HAVT
lodstudio
sonic7845
Luis
Kagoe
stinkychops
agustana
super-pineapple
Azutom
InsertFunnyUserName
pledge07
Blina
eVo121
pwner001
Hammi
Christian676
silentassassin31
Jesuslizard
Moopsie
MeLucky

ATTENTION ALL NEWGROUNDERS: If you're looking for something interesting to participate in then go to super-pineapple's page and participate in the weird story competition.

Also if you have msn add me: ejdooleyrules648@hotmail.com.

-Dools